Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
Looks like there is a word for it.
"It’s the first time I’ve ever had a ‘haircut’", he shrugs. (…) "I did it because Helders had his hair cut like Joe Strummer, and Cookie had his hair cut like a fighter pilot from WWII. So I just wanted to be back in their gang." (x)
For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.